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Brad Boles is still on the loose making and collecting gossip in the Hamptons before the summer season comes to an end.

Brad did take some time away from the luxe set to fine-tune some Halloween costumes that are about to hit the stores. It may seem early for you to start thinking about what will be the biggest Halloween costumes trends but if you look in the aisle next to school supplies, you'll see that Halloween costumes are already hitting the shelves in the big box stores!
I always say, you better look good becuase 'ya never when that costumed photo of you will reappear... Case in point: The costumed photo of Brad and me below. We still look super glam and crazy fabulous too! -- S.H.

Queen on Queen...

Polo finished its sixth week with some Miami heat and that dreadful queen from the Real Housewives of DC. His name fails me, but between the skinny-leg jeans and the flash dance t-shirt, I thought my metrosexual friend Rob Siegel was going to loose it?and he did! I'm not sure if Rob has recovered from this all-to-recent episode.

early James Brown

But, we have to talk about the DC queen's hair thing: think Dionne Warwick! Dark back and frosted front piece combed over, looking a lot like a very fem version of James Brown. And what about shine? Honey, has he ever heard of blotting paper? I don't recommend you guys out there try this look. It doesn't work in the Hamptons and sure as h**l doesn't work in DC!

I will say though, that seeing Nacho Figueroa helped to sooth my nerves. He?s the sweetest guy on the planet and his wife Delphinia is so sexy. She rocked the look at polo!

The beautiful morning talk show princess...

The following day proved to be much softer on the eyes at The Hampton Classics. I ran into Kelly Rippa and her beyond-gorgeous husband, Mark Consuelo. The good thing about going out with a metrosexual is that there?s no competition when one vies for someone?s attention!

Kelly is as funny in person as Mark is hot! I ran into them boating a few weeks back with Bravo's very own Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper (I guess she likes her guests to have matching initials). Just think. They would never have to change the monograms. And how was your weekend!

A girl could lose her head.
Or at least spin it around so many times that it will catapult her neck and land in a frisson of colliding fashion seasons that all ineditably fall into one: What looks right on YOU now!

Spring is shown in late summer (at least by the scroching temps merely a week before NYFW). Fall in early winter. Then, there's resort... resort? You have yet to think about autumn leaves!

In this insane goggle-muggle where fashion is shown in the time frame of when retailers need to place their orders for the following season and magazines need to pull for their three-month lead times, has taken a life of its own and is reported the nano-second that the model's Louboutin hits the catwalk. What human with a robust life outside of the business could keep track of it all?

Since the smaller, more gentle fashion season of resort can be the first taste of what's on trend for spring or a healthy mix of fall transending into a more nuanced state, we bring you resort runway 2010 from around the globe. Not in store just yet, but a heady update of what you may see on the Spring catwalks next week. Get inspired to create your own trendsetting season morph. Naveed Hussain takes you a fashion journey. --S.H.

The Best of Resort 20111: The Usual Suspects

We know the Resort 2011 shows wrapped over a month ago, but we thought what's the rush? There are now major fashion shows & presentations every 3 months, it's just way too much. Sure, we look at shows to inspire but they are coming at us too fast... months before they hit the shops. And with a new season's debut right ahead, we thought, now's the chance to take a quick look back. Or is that forward?

Celine

Look ahead to your future shopping and back in your closet for the pared down and simple classic looks that paraded the Paris fall runways.

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Clean chic and minimalistic stylings that are unfussy, easy to wear, and most important timeless yet modern. If that's not recession-proof fashion, we don't know what is.

Celine Fall / Winter 2010

There is a seasonless aesthetic to palette-cleansing simplicity that works so well in this economy.

The luxury of the pureness of the designs is what always looks right and never dated. It's all about perfectly stripped down and high style silhouettes that endure time and make the wear look elegant and chic.

>> Look at our complete Paris Fashion Week coverage and Fashion Shows from across the globe

It?s almost hard to believe that the Donna Karan label is turning 25. Then again it is almost more impossible to think that there ever was modern fashion before Donna Karan.

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Donna Karan was able to reinvent women?s fashion in a manner that made a woman of any age look modern, polished, and stylish in a way that let?s you know that ?she? has arrived. Her pieces endure fads and trends are like stunning old friends that you want to revisit time and time again in your wardrobe, perhaps by wearing them in a different mix but never tiring of them.

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The longevity of the Donna Karan style is that the pieces are constructed impeccably yet still easy to wear, and always flattering to a woman?s body. Her notes tell the start of the story...

In the Fall 2010 show from the much-loved British brand, Mulberry showcased a range of dazzling leather accessories as well as an impressive collection of ready-to-wear garments.

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Set in the beautiful location of The Orangery in Kensington Palace, Mulberry exhibited a diverse collection of 35 looks in a palette of cornflower blue, mauve, purple, orange and beige.

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